Today’s podcast is about the great WHYs in life. I know the answers to some of the great “Whys.” For example why do birds go eat a worm, bring it back to the nest and throw it up for their kids to eat? The answer is that’s so the kids get so grossed out they leave the nest and get jobs. Why do some guys become political analysts? That’s because they don’t have enough hair to be a TV anchor. Why should you be quiet and respectful in church? That’s because people are sleeping. Why do women like the strong silent type? My Lady Wonder Wench who is a card carrying woman says women like the strong silent type because they think he’s listening. Why do guys like starring in porno films? That’s because when you get up in the morning you’re already dressed for work. Why did a woman hold up her middle finger last night at the singles bar down the street? That’s because some guy asked her “What’s your sign.” Maybe you had to be there for that one. It’s like dark matter…you can’t see it, or touch or taste it. You just know it’s there. So now…last…and possibly the least of the whys… why do I walk around looking like this? It’s because my other body is in the shop. Whoops…I forgot…if you want to lose weight, why not go to the gym… at the Y?
King Louie, thanks for the smiles !!!