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Dick Summer Connection

Thursday, August 11th, 2022

Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast says people who are not guys often say, “Guys never mature.” And they’re right. It’s partly because guy’s brains are swimming in a tidal wave of testosterone. And testosterone is among other things…A PRESERVATIVE. And preservatives keep bad stuff from growing. And “growing” is another word for “Maturning”. IT IS NOT OUR FAULT!

Dick Summer Connection

Wednesday, August 10th, 2022

When I was in the fifth grade, we had a little black mut we called, “Whistle” because mom said he was as clean as a whistle. Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast says I shouldn’t have pointed out that whistles are usually full of spit, but even then I couldn’t help myself. Whistle “flatulated frequently.” But so did I. So when that suspicious fragrance fillled the room, I always looked at that poor lttle guy…accusingly. “Whistle’s” greatest joy was chasing cars. One day…he caught one. It was the first time I came actually face to face with death…that day…when I became the family’s only frequent “flatulator”.

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Tuesday, August 9th, 2022

Women will never play Major League Baseball because they simply won’t spit, fart and scratch, and a real “Major Leaguer” has to be able to do all three, while being interviewed on national TV by another very attractive lady. Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast says, maybe they just don’t have the right kind of Major League diet.

Dick Summer Connection

Tuesday, August 9th, 2022

Women will never play Major League Baseball because they simply won’t spit, fart and scratch, and a real “Major Leaguer” has to be able to do all three, while being interviewed on national TV by another very attractive lady. Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast says, maybe they just don’t have the right kind of Major League diet.

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Monday, August 8th, 2022

There are four words in today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast that will probably get me in a whole lot of trouble: “Females”, “Frequently”, “Flee,” “,Flatulence”. Flatulence is a “Guy-Thing.” Non-Guys simply don’t find flatulence funny.” There are a few exceptions. Actully, at least the “Non-Guy” in this illustration…kinda does.

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Sunday, August 7th, 2022

“Fun With Flatulence” is the title of today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast. I know it’s a guy thing. But the “Non-Guys” here with us today may find some ways to deal with it if they give a careful listen . Guess who was the biggest “Flatulator” of his time? Mark Twain, that’s who. While he was in college, Sam Clemens was noted for igniting his “exterior gas”. Tom Sawyer’s inventor liked laughs. So if flatulence is not your favorite fun focus, how can you deal with it? The guy in the picture is a good example.

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Saturday, August 6th, 2022

Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast has a warning for you: No matter how many people tell you…no matter how logical it seems…no matter what kind of peer pessure you get…SOME DAYS IT DOESN’T PAY TO BRING YOUR KIDS TO WORK!

Dick Summer ConnectionToday’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast is a warning. “No matter what everybody else is telling you…REGARDLSESS of what seems “Right”…even though it seems to make sense…there are simply some days when it’s DANGEROUS to bring your kids to work. Give a listen to this podcast, and THINK before you do it PLEASE.

Saturday, August 6th, 2022

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Friday, August 5th, 2022

In my constant search for the most awful singles opening line, Today’s www.DickSummer.com/podcast says, “I was sitting by myself at a singles bar when a guy came over and said, ‘Hi. I’m a mortician, and we have a body at the funeral home. Would you like to come and see it?” I think the only answer to a comment like that would be about an hour of dead silence. What do you think?

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Thursday, August 4th, 2022

So far, the absolutely worst pick up line you’ve sent me is, “Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl” Think you can do worse, please send me the results of your efforts. My email is Dick@DickSummer.com. Today’s www.DickSummer.com continues to celebrate the differences between men and women. I like being different from my Lady Wonder Wench.