Wonder Wench Writes

Point of information here:   yes, I am a chicken when it comes to stink bugs but I have never run screaming from the room.  I have never screamed … well, not exactly … and I did not make my Louie-Louie Lad get up on the ladder and fall off.  If you have not yet encountered a stink bug (and you will), just imagine a small armored vehicle the birds won’t eat that sticks to anything but really likes white (like my blouse) and buzzes when it is in amorous mode.  It flies at your face and likes to crawl inside things … like towelsor hanging shirts.  And it doesn’t want to let go, which is where the lance of doom comes in.

 Now I like the lance; I wholeheartedly condone it.  But I do not like being anywhere in the vicinity when it is being wielded.  For some strange reason, Big Louie’s Lad gets a little crazy with it in his hand … and it’s him I run from, not the bug

2 Responses to “Wonder Wench Writes”

  1. Mike Walsh says:

    So… That makes Dick…

    Sir Lancelot…

    Ok…ok, I’m leaving.

  2. Bill Thrasher says:

    and would that make the bride Lady Lancedalot? (ducking and running now)

    Okay Dick, here is the list: Thanks for the comments

    Top 10: Why Seniors Have To Be Careful Trick-or-Treating
    Posted on October 21, 2011 at 10:32am Print &nbps;8 Comments
    No. 10—You get winded from knocking on the door.

    No. 9—You have to get a kid to chew the candy for you.

    No. 8—You have to ask for high-fiber candy only.

    No. 7—When a candy bar is dropped in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

    No. 6—People say “Great Boris Karloff mask” and you’re not wearing a mask.

    No. 5—When the door opens, you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.

    No. 4—By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

    No. 3—You have to choose a costume that won’t knock your toupee off.

    No2—You’re the only power ranger in the neighborhood who uses a walker.

    And the No. 1 reason: You keep having to go home to pee.