Scratchin’ My Gigglebites

I’m sitting here in my big, comfortable, black leather pappa chair in my living room, kicking off my slippers. I need my toes because I don’t have enough fingers to scratch all my giglebites. Let me explain. Big Louie, his own bad self, the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation, has a new Louie-Louie Language word to describe an email that puts a smile on your face. He calls it a Giggle-bite. Because it’s a gigabite with a laugh. I told you that I had a little bumpy time with last week’s podcast, and courtesy of your own bad selves, I now have giggle bites all over me. And thank you for sending those gigglebites. Every time I scratch them they feel…very good. Thank you.

 Proud Podcast Participant Mike L, has added still another word to the Louie-Louie Language. Delouielouieslusional. Mike says, “Am I being Delouie-louie-lusional when I say the 60s had the best music? I cringe when I hear a Pimple Person say the Beatles were over-rated. They can’t see past their nose rings. All their music is so processed. The rawness is gone. It’s like buying an unfinished chair because you like the grain of the wood, and then plastering it with fifty coats of varnish.” Mike…never fear. You have not put the McCartney before the horse. You’re absolutely right. Sgt. Pepper is nothing to sneeze at. And there’s nothing like a stroll through Strawberry Fields, sipping a tall glass of cold Lennon-aid. And It is never delouielouielusional to be generous with your gigagiggles. 

 Dick’s Details Quiz. All answers are in the current podcast.

1-    Why should J.L. Roundtee spend his money fast ?

2-    What kind of Klingon should show up at my party ?

3-    What are 17% of American drivers doing that keep anybody from flirting with them ?

Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

 If you’re new to this podcast, let me explain the Louie-Louie concept. Louie-Louie folks are people for whom that song is an important part of the backround of our lives. Louie-Louie guys are the bedmates of choice for super models, Porn stars, and Catherine Zeta Jones wannabees…mainly because of our manly charm, the fact that we really love and take care of our women, and some of us have our nice cars and personal airplanes paid for. Louie-Louie Ladies are cherished for their loyalty, their laughter, and their cooking…in every sense of the word cooking. There is usually an age element involved. But Louie-Louie hood is more dependent on your attitude than on your age. 

I’ve met some kids who are Louie-Louie trainees. They are generous, smart, optimistic and funny. I like kids. I was at  Doctor Boyd’s office for a check up yesterday. The adults in the main waiting room all looked like they were part of a silent Halloween costume party. So I hid in the little section of the waiting room that’s called the kiddie corner, because it has a little rocking horse, and some toys, and a well worn copy of the Cat In The Hat. It’s wonderful to pretend you’re five again. I don’t think I fully appreciated it the first time around.

 Doctor Boyd eventually came out and said, “How are you?” I couldn’t resist…I said, “That’s what I want to know. That’s why I came to see you.” Fortunately, he has dealt with me when I get into that kind of mood before, and he just shook his head sadly…and giggled under his breath. The last time I was in to see Doctor Boyd, I asked him to write out a prescription saying that my only chance for survival was sex at least once in every 24 hour period. He said, “I can’t do that.” I said, “Come on… be a guy.” So he did, but he specified that there were no generics allowed…it was to be filled only with the cooperation of the one and only, the genuine, Lady Wonder Wench… which was fine with me anyway. Doctor Boyd is a typical Louie-Louie guy.

 There’s a story about how two typical Louie-Louie guys and a Louie-Louie lady are coping with their lives, in the Night Connections 2 personal audio cd. It’s called, Ms. Long Hair.

 I have no idea how Ms. Long Hair does it. She not only gets everything done, but she gets everything done with good humor, great care, and a certain…gracefulness. And the guys are tucking their testosterone away enough to take care of business, and the kids…and even smiling at each other. Big Louie would be proud.

 Ms. Long Hair is from the Night Connections 2 personal audio cd. If you like it, you can just keep the podcast. Or if you want a fresh copy, just download it from the Night Connections 2 icon on the home page.

 Big Louie says, “Fish don’t know they’re in water. If you tried to explain water to a fish, he’s say, ‘water, what’s water ?” They can’t see it till you pull them out of it. That’s the way it is with people too. We’re so surrounded by people who think the same way we do, that it’s hard to recognize that the way we think, isn’t necessarily how everybody thinks.

 So I don’t think it’s Delouielouielusianal for us to get a gigglebite out of a podcast that offends some of the members of the Forces For Good In The Community. I think some of them are a little fishy anyway.

 And after much research, meditation and experimentation, I’ve found that the best way to deal with all these giglebites I’ve got right now is not to scratch them. It’s just to take a big dose of Doctor Boyd’s specially prescribed medicine.


One Response to “Scratchin’ My Gigglebites”

  1. Sheri says:

    I love the giglebites I get from your blogs, podcast, personal audio CD’s and emails. And I think I’m gonna teach the pre-pimple people I live with how to avoid being a pimple person.. and to be a Louie-Louie Lads & Ladies…