Happy hobgoblins are always welcome around my house. Semi-scary little ghosts with big eyes and bigger bags for candy, and tiny princesses with smiles that are going to break hundreds of hearts in a few years. But the really frightening trick or treaters as far as I’m concerned are the ones who show up in masks that make them look like some famous politicians. The idea of having one of them show up at my house looking for a treat for their swag bags scares the hell out of me. www.dicksummer.com/podcast