Sometimes you have to defy authority. The new rules at the Miss Universe contest is, “No more bikini competition.” I think they should be sued for miss-representation. As today’s podcast explains, I think the contest is rigged. The winner of the Miss Universe contest is always from the same planet. Earth. And you used to be able to prove that, because she was always wearing a very tiny little bikini. And that’s definite proof. No other planet has a life form who wiggles quite as beautifully as that. Rules are rules. But sometimes you have to defy authority.
