Dick Summer Connection

Toxic Masculinity…that’s what some colleges are teaching now. Today’s podcast disagrees. Today’s podcast says guys are not toxic. We’re inquisitive. We’re interested in figuring things out. Like, “Why is it called necking?” “Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?” What was the best thing before sliced bread?” “If all the nations in the world are going bankrupt, what happened to all the money?” If a girl says, “She wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last person on earth” that simply means that she doesn’t realize that you couldn’t have sex with her if you were the last person on earth, because she wouldn’t be there if you were the last person on earth. And how come out of the three r-s, reading, writing and arithmetic, only one begins with an r. And if you’re a guy you’re always wondering if Australians who live down under call the rest of the world, “Up over?” Guys are interested in the fact that next week is National Orgasm Week. We’re looking forward to the parades. But we know that 9 out of 10 women will only pretend to celebrate. You’ll understand that better if you remember that Big Louie, the head guy of the Louie Louie Generation says that so many women fake orgasm because so many men fake foreplay. And Big Louie also says, “As important as foreplay is, afterplay is even more important.” He defines after play as anything associated with what a Louie Louie Generation guy does after sex, like back rubs, a glass of wine, and an all night cuddle. It’s the afterplay that makes a woman feel fragrant, beautiful, soft, and safe.

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One Response to “Dick Summer Connection”

  1. Bill Killeen says:

    Now Ladies & Gentleman, Please Clear the Dance Floor as ‘King Louie and his Queen Beloved’ dance to “Let it Be Me” by the Everly Brothers, followed by “Thru the Years” by Kenny Rogers, Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr & Mrs Summer !!!!!!