Dick Summer Connection

This is National Simple Week…no kidding. Toda’y’s podcast says the guys who thought it up were…guys. Guys are simple. Women are complicated. Give a guy a roof over his head, enough to eat, and good sex, and he’s happy. Women also need a roof over their heads, and enough to eat. But the roof overhead should be part of a mansion, complete with a handsome butler and a very hard working maid. Women also need lots of shoes, stylish jeans, the proper makeup, some diamonds, a relationship with a guy who’s a good dancer, has a nice car, and has something that’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives her crazy…no…that’s a description of a hundred dollar bill

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