Today’s podcast is about hitting puberty...at the speed of light. When puberty strikes guys, we lose control. We lose control of our voices, our eyebrows and our private parts. We get erections that last for roughly 3 years. That’s why we carry girls’ books for them. It gives us something to hold in front of us. That hasn’t happened to me for a while, but I always stay close to the book shelf when my Lady Wonder Wench walks into the room wearing just her “Two Piece.” That’s what I call her bedroom slippers. Where’s the justice in that? We are betrayed by our own private parts. It doesn’t work that way with them. Their private parts are all inside where private parts belong. They don’t even say the words “Private Parts.” They just say, “Down there.” I remember saying “Down there” too, but my private parts just ignored me.
” Those Were the Days My Friend ” :0)