Good Night Podcast
"Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, chucks the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub and tucks you in for a safe, sound, good night's sleep.
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Episode 670Sep 22, 2019Some Whys Guys
I think life is too short to spend so much time arguing with strangers on the internet about politics. That's stuff that we can't really change...once voting day is over. And speaking about politics, have you noticed that almost every politician says, "We need to come together." The way we argue about political questions if we all came together it would be a disastrous collision. We'd all need football helmets. The dust would never stop flying. I think there are so many questions that are much more interesting than political stuff. For example, Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Go too fast, for too long on a Hawaiian interstate highway and you'll be going for a swim. Why can't a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed? They can't seem to do that. And think about how do bankruptsy lawyers get paid? And here's one that cuts some mustard...why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but their buns come in packs of 8?
Episode 669Sep 15, 2019Six Super Satisfactions
#6 is Snooze, #5 -Smile, #4-Scratch, #3-Shower, #2is Steak. Can you guess what's #1? To find out just give a listen to this podcast. It MAY not surprise you.
Episode 668Sep 08, 2019Mr. Story Man Lurks
I allow him to help my lady out of her clothes and put her to bed at night. Who is this guy? And why do I let him do that? This podcast might surprise you. Give a listen please.
Episode 667Sep 01, 2019Playing Favorites
This podcast is about an early morning adventure. My Lady Wonder Wench and I just got back from Shaw's...our favorite breakfast diner here in Dracut, Massachusetts. I like lots of things, but I always seem to have one favorite. My Lady always orders eggs... over easy. I'm not exactly sure what over easy means. But eggs for breakfast always reminds me of a guy I know, who has what he claims is a dynamite opening pick up line about eggs. He says he goes over to the prettiest young lady at the singles bar and says, "How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear"? Gotta add my dear to a question like that. That makes it sound so delightfully sleazy. "How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear"? I've warned him that eventually he's going to ask a Louie Louie Generation lady with a really snappy answer. Something like "I'll keep my eggs still un-fertilized tomorrow morning thank you."
Episode 666Aug 25, 2019Fun With A Perfect Stranger
How much fun are you allowed to have with a perfect stranger, if you are already in a committed relationship? Before you answer that for yourself, how much fun would you like your partner to have with a perfect stranger? And how different would your answer be if that fun with the perfect stranger would be...in the middle of the night. Give a listen to this podcast. It might change your mind.
Episode 665Aug 18, 2019Soft Summer Rain
Soft Summer rain can be sexy stuff. So be careful if some sly, fun loving guys invite you ladies to go for a soft. sexy, soaking walk. This podcast is about what happened one night, in a soft, sexy, soaking rain.
Episode 664Aug 11, 2019Your Winning Attitude
This podcast is about using your attitude to get lots of good stuff. It's not the usual rah-rah nonsense. It'll help keep you young, without forcing you to mature. As I've told you, maturity is a trap. "Maturity" makes guys wear a jacket and tie when it's 100 degrees out, and it makes women eat a lettuce leaf for dinner. Give a listen to this podcast. If nothing else it'll give you a grin.
Episode 663Aug 04, 2019Midtown Manhattan Ladies
This podcast is about looking into a full length mirror, until it starts behaving like a crystal ball going backwardsâ€¦watching some of the middle of the night ladies who made the NBC Radio studios in the RCA Building soâ€¦interestingâ€¦such a long time ago. And there's a message in it for you, if you were one of those ladies who warmed the night for me so nicely.
Episode 662Jul 28, 2019The Mouse In The House
This podcast is about a battle to the death. Give a listen and find out who won.