Good Night Podcast
"Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, chucks the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub and tucks you in for a safe, sound, good night's sleep.
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Episode 691Feb 16, 2020Research
Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Don't take chances. RESEARCH. Go to your local McDonalds and order an egg McMuffin and a McChicken at the same time, and research which arrives first.
Many people think the only thing men want in a relationship is sex. I've researched that, and I've found that sex isn't the only thing men want. They also want their laundry done. This podcast emphasizes the role of RESEARCH in our lives. Give a listen please. Research it.
Episode 690Feb 09, 2020Valentine's Day Aural Sex
Aural Sex is words. This podcast is about the proper use of Aural Sex, because most of the time now it's ignored. What a waste. If there's ever a time to use Aural Sex, it's Valentine's Day. You'll also hear a little of the history of Valentine's day in this podcast. So give a listen please.
Episode 689Feb 02, 2020Jalopy Joys
Any real Big Ciy Louie-Louie Generation guys can probably remember sitting on the stoop with some guys singing Doo Wop...including a doo wop version of Louie-Louie. They'll also remember stick ball, and maybe even Buck Buck (You will if you grew up in Brooklyn.) This podcast will take you back to the days of your first car, and "Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back." AND IT WILL EXPLAIN HOW SEX 3 TIME A WEEK WILL MAKE YOU LIVE LONGER. Give a listen. Grab a grin.
Episode 688Jan 26, 2020Click Here
A click is a quick little sound...but put enough of them together and they can change your life. This podcast is about some of the quick little sounds...the little clicks...that drastically changed mine...and my Lady's. Give a listen please. Just click you know where.
Episode 687Jan 19, 2020No-Sex-Non-Sense
I'm looking at an amazingly stupid statistic. It's from a General Social Survey. And it says that men between the ages of 18 & 29 are having less sex than ever...because they're afraid of approaching women for sex. And listen to this. The number of these guys has about tripled from 10% in 2008 to 28% in 2019. That means, almost 1 out of every three young guys are suffering from this No-Sex-Non-Sense...because they're afraid to try to talk a woman into bed.
Thanks for dropping in here with me on my podcast. Let's play a little game. Say you're on a crowded airplane, the weather is really nasty, and the 25 year old Captain gets on the PA system and says, "Don't worry folks I have everything under control." Confidence oozing from his voice. You have to have confidence in yourself to be a pilot. You have to be sure that whatever happens you'll be able to deal with it. Don't you wonder is your pilot is one ot the 30% of guys who's afraid to talk one of the stewardess into bed? If so, how much can you really depend on his him to keep control of the airplane?
Here's another example: There are 11 players on a football team. Two teams so there are 22 players in the game. Most of them are in the 18 - 29 male demo. So next time you're watching two teams in an NFL game, try to figure out which 6 foot 300 pound guys on the field are afraid of women. Over in the MLB, 9 guys on each team, so which 5 guys spitting and scratching in their major league way, are afraid of women? On the basis of what little we know of his personal life, Derek Jeeter was not one of those guys.
Episode 686Jan 12, 2020Jiggling Giggling
One of several reasons I like making my Lady Wonder Wench giggle is how she...looks when she giggles. This podcast is also about the terrors of actually going to a gym, as opposed to just taking a gym membership. One way around that is instead of calling your bathroom a John, change the name to your Jim. That way you can always say, "Yeah, I went to my Jim early this morning".
Episode 685Jan 05, 2020Gratitude Attitude
Tired of looking for the glasses that are hiding on the top of your head? Tired of all the political BS that's screaming at us? Tired of being...tired? This podcast is about having a Gratitude Attitude instead. It's in my book, "Staying Happy Healthy And Hot." When your legs are hurting, remember the military man or woman who came home without legs. When you're tired because the baby kept you awake all night, remember the folks who can't have a baby. When you're just tired of getting "old" remember the kids in Connecticut a few years ago...who will never have that problem, because some nut case killed them. Please give this podcast a listen. It could put some life back in your life.
Episode 684Dec 29, 2019Spendiing New Years Together
This is our HAPPY NEW YEAR podcast. It explains why I claim this coming year, 2020, is the year of the eye doctor. It also explains what "Soon" means. And it asks you to join me in a kind of an emotional song. Give a listen please.
Episode 683Dec 22, 2019Christmas With Dave
This may be my favorite Christmas podcast. It features a Christmas song by my son Dave, who plays an orchestra full of instruments on the recording. It's also about the thrill and the danger of being a one hit wonder, like Gene Chandler, Francis Scott Key, the Singing Nun, and Mildred and Patty Hill. And...maybe most important....it includes the one thing that can keep you forever young. Give a listen. And Merry Christmas.