Good Night Podcast
"Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, chucks the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub and tucks you in for a safe, sound, good night's sleep.
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Episode 677Nov 10, 2019Curvey Cursive
There are curves and there are CURVES. And some ladies have both. Some of the girls in Sr. Mary Knucklebuster's class had the nerve to grow curves before I was ready to try to handle that. But they also put curves down on paper. It's Estrogen at work I think. Guys don't do that. Except for doctors and pharmacists, guys print. Print is Strong. Simple. Like guys. Females are fancy and curvy. This podcast explains that Estrogen difference.
Episode 676Nov 03, 2019The Flight of the FluGoo
This podcast is about that four foot long needle the doctor says. "Won't hurt much." It is an adventure most of us have each year. Gesundheit.
Episode 675Oct 27, 2019Fedora Fever Fella
There's something Indiana Jones-ish about wearing a fedora. Makes you feel...different. This podcast explains how you can use that difference very much to your advantage. There's also a story in here about a guy who was maybe too hot for his own good. Give a listen please.
Episode 674Oct 20, 2019Nothing Happened
Non binery is finery for some folks, but woman & man is my plan. Does that make me a feminist? I don't know. One of the greatest feminist statements I've ever heard was said by someone who identified as a woman. Gloria Steinman. She said, "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." Another comment about the general feeling among feminists at the time was, "If we can put one man on the moon why can't we put all of them there." I had a feminist author as a guest to talk about her book on my NBC radio talk show one night. There was a news cast on the air before my show, and the NBC Newsman had his NEWS voice going to the point where I was almost surprised that he didn't get returning fog horn whistles answering from ships in the East River. My guest almost fell on the floor laughing. I said, "What's so funny?" She said "I'm wondering how he would sound in bed with a woman saying, "I love you."
Episode 673Oct 13, 2019Great Opening Lines
"I may not be a genie, but maybe I can make your dreams come true." "I'm not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet...my dear." "Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet...my dear." "My dear always makes a statement sound so beautifully...sleazy. But the best opening line of all is just..."Ribbit." This podcast explains why.
Episode 672Oct 06, 2019Hugs Heal
This podcast claims that Hugs heal. You know how good a good hug feels. When you're down, and somebody comes along, puts a couple of warm arms around you, and gives you a squeeze and a smile...you start to want to smile right back...and you really mean that returning smile, no matter how down you just felt. It's a natural reaction. And GIVING somebody a hug is a great way to share some of the smile that you feel happy-ing inside you.
Check out what happens in a baseball dugout when somebody hits a walk off grand slam home run. In fact, according to a just released Carnegie Mellon University study, a twenty second hug actually reduces the harmful, physical effects of stress, including its impact on your blood pressure and heart rate. That's because prolonged hugging releases oxytocin, which is a powerful feel good hormone in the brain.
Hugs heal. And right now maybe we all need some hugging. There are some therapists who claim to be hugging experts. When somebody claims he's an expert, a big Dong goes off in my head. Look at the word. Ex means that something that was, isn't any more. An ex husband for example. And pert is something that could be called "Cute" by people who can use that word better than I can. So when you put the ex together with the pert, you get something that was...but no longer...is...cute. Wonderful.
Episode 671Sep 29, 2019Her Most Personal Hideout
There's a story about a lonely lady in this podcast. Actually, it's a story about a lot of lonely ladies. Maybe it's a story about a lonely lady you know. Or would like to know. Actually, it's a story about the fact that man or woman, the less you bet the more you lose when you win. And it's a reminder that there's a big difference between being alone, and being lonely.
Episode 670Sep 22, 2019Some Whys Guys
I think life is too short to spend so much time arguing with strangers on the internet about politics. That's stuff that we can't really change...once voting day is over. And speaking about politics, have you noticed that almost every politician says, "We need to come together." The way we argue about political questions if we all came together it would be a disastrous collision. We'd all need football helmets. The dust would never stop flying. I think there are so many questions that are much more interesting than political stuff. For example, Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Go too fast, for too long on a Hawaiian interstate highway and you'll be going for a swim. Why can't a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed? They can't seem to do that. And think about how do bankruptsy lawyers get paid? And here's one that cuts some mustard...why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but their buns come in packs of 8?
Episode 669Sep 15, 2019Six Super Satisfactions
#6 is Snooze, #5 -Smile, #4-Scratch, #3-Shower, #2is Steak. Can you guess what's #1? To find out just give a listen to this podcast. It MAY not surprise you.