Wonder Wench Writes About Dick’s Podcast

Yep, he’s done it again.  Only a true Louie Louie Lad master could possibly have been sitting innocently (a bad use of that word) on a train and accomplished what this one did in the space of just one l-o-n-g train ride. 

Of course I understand totally … he couldn’t help anything that might have occurred.  But didn’t. 

What, pray tell, is that innocent young lady supposed to do with what – as anyone who understands religion knows – the good lord <male> gave her?  She can’t hide it behind a Mother Hubbard (for those of you too young to know, a very severe – and I do mean severe – old fashioned dress); she can’t hide in a room for the rest of her life (now THAT would be a waste); and she can’t go about with a gun (at least not yet) to keep importunate eyes away from her god-given attributes. 

What’s a poor girl to do? 

I say, smile and wriggle just a tad and – dare ‘em to NOT look …

One Response to “Wonder Wench Writes About Dick’s Podcast”

  1. Carole says:

    I’m with you!!!!