Wonder Wench Writes

First of all, I do not spend the major part of my life with the ladies at the cross-stitch shop … well, mostly I don’t … and so there will be no answers from Tall Beth and Molly till either later in the week or next week.

In the meantime, it’s a good thing I listened all the way through to the Lad’s podcast, or I might just have shortened his lifespan.

 There is no doubt in this wide world that women (as a rule) enjoy and need sex.  BUT WE NEED TO BE HELD MORE!!!!!

 Now if that doesn’t crease your male ego, keep this in mind.  We can get pregnant and then go about our lives (as a rule) without the Lads.  But there is not yet a man anywhere in this wide world who can get pregnant and … as their saying goes … pass on their genes to the next generation.  You Louie Louie Lads NEED us Louie Louie Lasses in order to feel “manly” and watch your sons (and occasionally daughters) grow up to be replicas of you. 

 The Lasses can hold your hand and fix the boo-boos and cook and clean and keep your bed warm (and exciting) – and some guys can do most of that as well.  But only the Lasses can make that knee replacement of no importance to the emotion we feel for the Lad who holds us against his chest and strokes our hair and tells us we’re beautiful even when a look in the mirror tells us “ugh!”

2 Responses to “Wonder Wench Writes”

  1. Ellen Ferranti says:

    Well said!

  2. I very very very much agree, would trade sex for being held any time – its one of lives best things ever, I will miss it 🙂