Wonder Wench Writes

Now I know all you Louie Louie Lads are saying, “Sheesh, does she have to hit him, for Pete’s sake ?”  Well, of course I do ‘cause if I didn’t Katherine Zeta Jones would have an open field to get at my Louie Lad and that just isn’t gonna happen.  And to be real, now, I don’t think my light taps are doing his muscles any great harm.  I’m a woman, y’ know, and I do not lift weights or do pushups like our granddaughter Sarah.  I don’t even throw 50 pound bales of hay anymore, although I used to … sigh … and although K. Z. Jones is younger and more “star material” than I am, she does not know how to run the radios in the Lad’s plane, does not know how to smile at just the right time to get his limbic system going haywire, and does definitely not know how to cook his hamburgers.

Do I want to be KZJ?  Nope.  That’s why I give him a very light tap on the shoulder sometimes, to remind him I’m here …

One Response to “Wonder Wench Writes”

  1. Carole says:

    Somehow, I don’t think you need to remind him that you are there!!! 🙂

    I get the shoulder slams, though!!!!