Think of the advantages you could have by owning a truly old and beaten up jalopy. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast says sell it like the guy whose jeans making machine went nuts and tore up a big number of pants. Look at the advantages of owning a Jalopy…newly imported from our plant in the exotic Jalopogos Islands. Driving a true Jalopy, nobody will challenge you at a stop sign. Nobody will bother stealing it. Tailgate you…are you kidding with all that exhaust smoke? What’s not to like about driving a true Jalopy? Drive a few blocks with yours…today.
