Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast is a reminder to hold your head high if you drive a “Klunker.” “Klunker” is an expressive word. It’s the sound your engine makes when you’re stopped at a stop light. “Klunker,” klunker, klunker”. But hey…”Drive safely.”

“If your kid wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in his way.” That’s one of Big Louie’s most important tips for parents. Today’s podcast is about how confusing it can be to drive a car. Give a listen, please.

“Into each life a little rain must fall.” And today’s podcast is a reminder that’s especially true if you look at yourself sideways in the mirror. DON’T DO IT! Give a listen to the warning.

In order to avoid “Hulk-hood” lots of people go to the gym regularly. Today’s podcast claims you don’t have to do that. Just give your dog a bath and walk him every day. Don’t try that with your cat.

Hunk to Hulk…that’s what happens if you don’t work out regularly.Today’s podcast is about how that happened to me. Do sprints. At lease jog. Walk a little? Big Louie says, “If you have any moving parts left, for heaven’s sake…MOVE ‘EM.”

Today’s podcast explores, among other things, a position us former body builders call, the “Quaismoto Position.” (Neck stuck to one side and hunched over.) It’s a position many ex-hunks find ourselves stuck in as we try to do chin ups, so we can continue to protect our loved ones. Give a listen and gasp.

Something went terribly wrong in my mirror recently. Today’s podcast explains what happened. A handsome young hunk used to live in there. Now…times have changed.

Those of us who are members of the Louie-Louie-Generation need to be careful about looking in the mirror sideways. Today’s podcast is a warning that we may have had a little too much to do with Mack’s buddies Bob and Ernie.

It’s Sunday. Today’s podcast reminds us that Sunday is the Lord’s day. There’s plenty of time for pizza after prayers.

Women not only think differently from men, they seem to have their own language. Today’s podcast explains my theory on how that happened.