Welcome to Friday the 13th. It’ll be a fun day if you take a listen to today’s podcast, featuring “Dick’s Details,” a bunch of totally unimportant stuff, for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s “lurking” in your life out the other ear. Lose the “Lurking.” Give a listen please.
The 20 things you have to stop doing if you want women to want you are in today’s podcast. Listen, pay attention, and stock up on your Viagra.
Things I had to learn about girls the hard way are in today’s podcast. Learn ’em guys. You’ll thank me for giving today’s podcast a listen. Your nights will be much softer and warmer.
Unless you are a catcher in the middle of an actual game which is currently in progress, wear your baseball cap with the peak over your nose, not over your neck or over one of your ears.” That’s one of “Big Louie’s top twenty suggestions for helping young guys to stardom with girls. Today’s podcast will tell you the rest of them. Listen and turn your love life into a lifelong legend instead of a tepid tale.
Why do we press harder on the buttons on a remote when we know the batteries just need changing? It’s questions like that about which today’s podcast ponders. Ponder with us please. And look for questions like that in your life.
Give a listen to today’s podcast if you want to learn the 20 most important ways to get girl’s attention. “Girls” in the sense of human female people of any age. I went to Fordham, and they didn’t have girls there at the time. THESE ARE THINGS I HAD TO LEARN FROM HARD EXPERIENCE. Give a listen please. Save yourself some hard experiences.
Today’s podcast leaves you with an important reminder. There’s no question that there’s lots of un-happy stuff going on all around us. But there are also quick flashes of light and warmth that sometimes go by so fast we usually don’t see them. And they’re very much worth seeing. Things like hearing a baby trying to say “Mama,” Finding a very old love letter that you’d forgotten you had. Can you catch that long ago trace of perfume? Can you remember the scent of chalk and pencil shavings from a long ago school room, hear the whirr of a dial telephone, finger a shell you picked up on a happy Summer beach, see a puppy looking up at you and wagging his tail hoping for a pat on the head from you, and how did waffles with berries, warm butter, and a sliced banana taste? Remember the evening you got an unexpected visit from a friend? Did you ever feel somebody slipping a jacket over you while you’re sleeping to keep you warm, or going for a swing ride, or maybe see sawing with a laughing friend. Can you still hear a warm whisper, or see a lovely lady walking into the room wearing a red velvet dress? How about She Loves Ya Yeah Yeah Yeah on a scratchy old 45 rpm record, a soft rug under your bare feet…and a long, long, long warm kiss. Give a listen. It’ll help you stay Happy Healthy And Hot.
T.G.I.F. so it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s making you frown out the other ear and you can really start feeling Happy Healthy And Hot. It says here that 63% of American pet owners sleep with their pets. Funny thing, that’s what it says in Penthouse magazine too. I guess it’s a different kind of pet. If the answer is “She bought a nightie made of Astroturf” what is the question. I’ll tell you in a minute. 72% of Americans believe in heaven, 12% don’t. I guess that’s why the remaining 16% of the rest of us seem to have sly fun loving smiles on our faces most of the time. Like hell there’s no heaven. 35% of Americans have a habit of yelling at our TV sets. I’ll bet while we’re watching political talk shows, 98% of us yell at our TV sets. Men are more likely to run a stop sign than women. Women are more likely to change lanes without signaling. So if you plan on crossing a downtown street these days it might be a good idea to sign a document that leaves your body to… science fiction. If the answer is “She bought a nightie made of Astroturf, the question is “How did the football widow re-charge her marriage.” Hey…I think that should be good for a touchdown and if the touchdown is made with warm finger tips it should also be good for an extra point. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.
A little housekeeping here, if you like the podcasts, or the spoken word story CDs at DickSummer.com, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot from Amazon.com, please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you very much. And here’s to the “Thing-a-ma Bob That Does The Job.”
The doctor’s prescription in today’s podcast reads, “Don’t Worry Be Happy.” But hey, do you really know how to do that? I think you have to realize that the happy magic is in knowing that happiness comes in quick flashes, usually while you’re chasing something else. So I guess the trick is watching for those quick flashes, and letting them light up your life. Catch the little funny things that are all round us, but we sometimes don’t even notice.
Gotta take your jollies where you find them, or you’ll land up looking pretty grim. Today’s podcast will help you in your jolly search. Please give as listen.
