Happy Fourth Anniversary

I’m sitting here in my big, comfortable, black leather poppa chair, and I was just about to tell you about what four out of the five voices in my head have been saying about you, when I got an Email from Proud Podcast Participant Betsy Kemp. It says:

 “Hi Dick, Just wanted to wish you a Happy 4th Anniversary for your podcast! Glad you and LWW have a nice swing to enjoy the summer evenings.”  I don’t know if I just never saw them before, but I really like how all the podcasts are listed and easy to listen to, with a summary of what they’re about.  Maybe this is what you spoke of recently that Dave did.  

 So I did it again. I forgot our anniversary. As the Witch Doctor always said…”ooh ee ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang. More to the point I guess is the wisdom dripping from the words of Big Louie, the Chief Mustard Cutter of the Louie-Louie Generation. Louie says, “You worry too much about forgetting things. If you’re in a restaurant and you forget your glasses, and your arms are too short to read the menu, you can always just order from the menu of the people sitting at the next table” Big Louie is such a comfort.

 So, just a little late, in honor of our fourth anniversary, we’ll continue with our annoying habit of re-playing the real time story parts…the stuff that was going on in my life…from the most downloaded podcasts of the past four years, in the current podcast.  Since it’s the fourth anniversary, we’ll play the top four from our internet counter… numbers 4 and 3 this time, and numbers 2 and 1 next time, on the podcast. The number 4 most downloaded story was called “The Princess and the Frog.”

 I was thinking that it’s hard to find an opening line that would get you a kiss from a pretty girl, let alone an invitation to her bedroom. But if you believe what the princess told her mom about kissing that frog…Mr. Froggy came up with a winner. And from what I’m told by some single scenes women,  “ribbit” would be a distinct improvement over some of the opening lines they’ve heard.

 The third most downloaded mostly true personal life story from the counter is called “Mano a Mouse-o.” It’s about a middle of the night battle with a Mickey Mouse with Michael Jordan moves. He didn’t beat me. But I didn’t beat him either till I resorted to weapons of mouse destruction. I really had no choice if I wanted get my Lady Wonder Wench down from her perch on top of her dresser. But, I really did feel kind of sorry for that little guy. It’s in the current podcast.

The two most downloaded personal life stories from the past two years will be coming up next time. 

Dick’s Details Quiz – All the answers are in the current podcast.

1-    What should American working girls be sure to do with the window shades in their bedrooms ?

2-    How do we know that goldfish are afraid of the dark ?

3-    What can some sexy honey do for your hangover ?

Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

 Next time…the top two personal experience stories from the last four years of the Good Night podcasts. And I’ll tell you one thing… there’s a big upset involved.  One of your number one picks really floored me. I guess my brain cells are finally down to manageable size.


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