Dick’s Details

Distractions, distractions, distractions. They’re all over the place. Today’s podcast is about yesterday, when I was sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable poppa chair trying to get started on a new podcast when a four engine, 6 ton wasp hit the glass door here in my living room. I mean he hit it. I thought he was going to break the glass. He didn’t break the glass, but the whack must have made him dizzy, because he fell down, and glared up at me…and buzzed. I could hear him through the double glass door. There are a lot of wasps in our yard this time of year, and some of them don’t understand glass, so they whack into the glass door. Generally they just get up and fly away. This guy didn’t. I swear he was standing there at the bottom of the door, and glaring up at me. Now I’m not an expert at wasp anatomy, but it looked to me like he was standing on his back legs, and he raised one of his front legs and pointed it at me…I think he was giving me a waspy center finger. It was time to bring out the boxing gloves. Check today’s podcast to learn how that came out.

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