Dickie-Quickie

It’s Friday. So here’s Dick’s Details from today’s podcast:

Dick’s Details, is a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s doing terrible things to your mind out the other ear, and you can ease on down the road. The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that a large dose of vitamin C and honey will make you forget a hangover. I think that depends on how sexy the honey is. If the answer is “That their wives aren’t fantasizing” what is the question. Goldfish will turn white is you leave them in a dark room. I guess they’re afraid of the dark. And some twins have been born as much as seven days apart. Boy…talk about surprises. If the answer is “That their wives aren’t fantasizing” the question is “What do most married men fantasize while having sex?” We have no idea what’s going on in their heads…or in any other part of their bodies. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

Quick reminder, if you like these podcasts or the spoken word CDs, or my book Staying Happy Healthy and Hot, please tell a couple of friends. They might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thanks.chicken crossing rd

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