As I keep telling you in the podcasts, my Lady Wonder Wench is not a blonde. And I think she is the only person who looks good early in the morning. That’s why the good Lord made it so hard for us to get our eyes open early in the morning. When we first get up, our hair looks like we stuck a wet toe in a hot socket…our faces are a little off center from sleeping on a lumpy pillow and like most guys I have stubble sticking out of my chin. I think if we actually saw each other clearly early in the morning, the price of brown paper bags of exactly your head size and the head size of your nearest and dearest would soar beyond the means of most middle class families. 