Dickie-Quickie

Dick’s Details is a regular part of our podcasts. It’s a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s confusing the life out of you out the other ear, and you can calm down and enjoy life. This is from a legitimate news magazine I get every week: The Russian government has published a pamphlet aimed at teaching people to take safer selfies because in January two Russian guys blew themselves up when they posed for a selfie while holding a hand grenade with the pin pulled out. The pamphlet says, “Do not take a selfie while standing on railroad tracks, on roofs, or while posing with a hand grenade or a tiger.” And these guys who are so dumb that they need to be told stuff like that are making the rockets that are taking our astronauts up to the space station.  If the answer is “An archeologist” what is the question. The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that crocodile babies don’t have sex chromosomes. They say the babies kept at the warmest temperature become females. So when a guy crock says, “I found a real hottie last night” he’s not kidding. And this is one I have a hard time believing, but it’s from the Associated Press. “15% of Americans secretly bite their toenails.” Do not try this at home. You’ll never straighten up again. And…If the answer is “An archeologist” the question is, “What do you call someone who’s career is in ruins.” An archeologist.  My Lady Wonder Wench is interested in archeology…which I encourage…because I figure the older I get the more interested in me she’ll become. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. Wake Up !

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