As I told you in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, Louie Louie Generation guys understand that we don’t understand almost anything about women. But we have found out a few things to avoid in moments of approaching passion. For example, women will think you’re too nervous if they notice that you’re removing your socks by violently shaking your feet. On the other hand, they don’t expect you to hang up your clothes and insert shoe trees either. It’s vital to remember that foreplay means more than lighting a cigar and ordering out for pizza. But most important, we’ve been around long enough to be glad that “There’s no such thing as a hopeless romantic, because hope is the power that keeps a romance alive.” And we don’t care what other people think, we like being romantic. We also know that it’s wise to avoid hypnotists who stutter, dentists with sound proof offices, and therapists who zoom around their waiting room singing “I’ve got to be me.”