Dickie-Quickie

I was telling you about the eye flash and shoulder flip my my Lady Wonder Wench gave me a long time ago in today’s podcast. At that time she was a menace to pedestrians, because she often caused lots of people to be run over by cars driven by guys who found themselves running up on sidewalks because they were paying too much attention to watching her crossing at the stop light. When I saw that flash in her eyes, and that flip of her shoulder, my hormones started howling a song called, “Do not let this one get away.” It was very confusing. So there’s not one Louie Louie Generation guy who won’t understand why I immediately stretched forth my hand from the mountaintop where I’d suddenly found myself standing when she flicked her shoulder and flashed those baby blues. That outstretched hand should have had something in it to convince her to day…a diamond ring, the keys to a Cadillac…or at least a couple of M&Ms. But it didn’t. I had nothing to give her. quiet

 

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