Trying to find a way to make Walk-Don’t Walk signs work for us in the current podcast. I don’t think they’re really attached to anything. But I push them anyway. I guess pushing phony pedestrian crossing sign changing buttons at least give us a little sense of control. Even if they really don’t do anything. But what could you do to really control traffic so you can cross the street? Maybe you could make up your own sign and unfurl it when you want to stop or at least slow down the traffic. I imagine that if you made a sign saying “Slow for crossing nudists” that would slow traffic to car wash speed. Looking at it from the other side of the fence, lots of strange stuff happens when you’re driving in traffic. My Lady Wonder Wench always complains that I take too many chances in traffic. I told her “close your eyes like I do.” 