The current podcast includes some of the reasons that Christmas will probably last forever. On the other hand, here are some thoughts that could put an end to it quickly:
Do you know why Santa has three gardens? (So he can ho ho ho.) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? (A big frost bite.) What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? (It’s Christmas Eve.) Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? (Because he had low elf esteem) What do you call Santa’s helpers? (Subordinate clauses.) Which of Santa’s reindeer is ill mannered? (Rude-olph.) What do you give a reindeer with an upset stomach? (Elk-a-seltzer)What”s red and goes ho ho ho plop? (Santa laughing his head off.) And last and certainly least: What Christmas carol makes you thirsty? (The First No Well.)
Big Louie said I shouldn’t have done this.
And Santa’s teenage son is Insubordinate Claus.
And Santa’s teenage son is Insubordinate Claus.
Dave sure can play those instruments – the tone is fantastic and I love that version of The First Noel – did he write it? Thanks for playing it again this year.