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Dickie-Quickie

The first time I was born I grew up liking mini-skirts. And string Bikinis. I was a Coney Island beach life guard when girls started wearing those string Bikinis. Girls are smart. They knew about hormones. They understood that because of their hormones,  wearing a string Bikini gave them a choice at the beach. They could either slink or swim, depending on what kind of song their hormones were singing at the time.  I think it was the hormones that made the times so different the first time I was born. The podcast will tell you about being born again.

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