In my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, Big Louie says, “Women have more table manners than guys, because they’re not as hungry as we are.” I have nothing against manners, except that they slow you down when you’re trying to eat. Women like manners. And they have found ways to remind us of our manners. For example, they sometimes wear short skirts. Have you ever seen a guy climb a flight of stairs ahead of a woman wearing a short skirt ?  For more important observations like this, check out the current podcast.

One Response to “Dickie-Quickie”

  1. aka Many Waters says:

    short skirts – yes – but most of us wear underwear to counteract the curious lad who has the audacity to walk behind us lest we should fall and they can be heroic and catch us ………