My manly medicine cabinet contains five items: a shaver, a toothbrush, some dental floss, a can of Right Guard and a nail clipper. My Lady’s medicine cabinet contains about 437 items, most of which I cannot identify. But that’s ok. They all contribute to the work of art that is my Lady Wonder Wench. And she is a work of art. How can a work of art turn on a person like this ? I’ll tell you what happened tomorrow. It’s too awful to tell you today.