Today’s podcast is about an actual headline in a legit news magazine that reads, “Wife Bonuses: The world of elite housewives”. It’s about rich guys wives who get paid what’s now called an annual “Wife Bonus” by their Wall Street type husbands. The amount of the bonus is based on things like how well she does with the kids applications to get into the best schools and of course her own performance in the bedroom.” That’s a quote. “Huh, you’ve got to be kidding” as Big Louie says in my book “Staying Happy Healthy and Hot.” And I think that’s the only possible answer to the question “Am I supposed to give my wife a bonus…for taking care of our kids, and for her performance in bed? “Huh? You’ve got to be kidding.” Let me be absolutely clear on this, before we go any further. My Lady Wonder Wench and I are a team. Whatever money comes in goes into the team treasury. We talk over any big expenditures, but for the everyday expenses, one of us, usually her, just writes a check on whatever’s left in the money pot. What kind of a guy pays his wife for taking care of their kids? And what kind of wife takes payment for sex? That’s called being an Elite wife? Huh? You’ve got to be kidding.