The “Smart Guys” are telling us “We are doomed.” That comment is usually followed by, “Send me money so I can save you,” or “Vote for me so I can save you.” They may be doomed, but I am not doomed and unless you believe them you are not doomed either. I look forward to not being doomed for quite a while. I believe I’ll be completely alive on the day I die. Lots of other things I believe are in today’s podcast…things like I believe in magic, and Santa Claus…after all Santa Claus is magic. Without his magic, Christmas Eve would be just another cold, dark Winter night. I believe that men and women are different because we’re supposed to be different. That’s why the people who make a living acting who happen to be women are actresses, not actors. There’s nothing wrong with being an actress. There’s also nothing wrong with being a girl. I believe that if it’s ok for me to call the middle aged guys I hang out with at the airport “The boys,” it’s ok for me to call the grown up women my Lady Wonder Wench hangs out with at the needlepoint shop “The girls.” I believe in wooden baseball bats, because I love the way your hands feel and the sound they make when you hit a fastball right on the sweet spot. I believe farts are funny. I believe…in lots of stuff that has nothing to do with being doomed. If you do too, please forget what the “Smart Guys” are telling you, and take a listen to today’s podcast instead.
