Today’s podcast is about being a man. “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head straight for your hips. If they could send one man to the moon, why can’t they send all of them there? The reason it takes a million sperm to fertilize one egg is that the sperm won’t ask directions. Men are like government bonds. They take a very long time to mature.” But in the end it still comes down to, “What do people want most out of life?”