I have just learned that the Miss Universe Pageant has eliminated the bathing suit competition in an embarrassing nod to political correctness. It’s their new rules. Listen people. Pay attention to today’s podcast that says “If you obey all the rules you will miss an awful lot of the fun.” I consider this to be a terrible sneak attack on love itself. Here’s what I mean. “If love is blind how come bikinis are so popular.” It’s beginning to look like things are stacked against people who like fun.
