Dick Summer Connection

Dick’s Details are always a part of the podcast. Today is no exception. It’s hard to describe Dick’s Details. So here’s part of today’s installment: 

Dick’s Details, a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s interfering with your romantic life out the other ear, and you can live a happy, healthy and hot life forever after…as it says in my book…Staying Happy Healthy And Hot which is available at Amazon dot com…shameless plug. The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that only humans get headaches. Which means that because they are not human, lady rabbits don’t get headaches. And maybe that’s why male rabbits always seem to have such big smiles on their faces…and also lots of little rabbits hopping around. If the answer is “They wear dresses with low necklines,” what is the question. Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. Historians say that 16th century French doctors prescribed chocolate for sexual problems. Maybe other 16the century guys found solutions to their sexual problems with chocolate, as in “Hello my dear. Would you like a piece of chocolate my dear?” Why do the words, “my dear” make any comment sound so deliciously suggestive?  “Exocannibals” eat their enemies. “Indocannibals” eat their friends. Which I think brings a whole new meaning to the idea of inviting some friends over for dinner. In a single day, a pair of termites can produce as many as 30,000 offspring. I guess lady termites don’t get headaches either. Just lady humans get headaches. Which often gives human guys fits. If the answer is “They wear dresses with low necklines,” the question is “How do some girls keep their boyfriends on their toes?” They wear dresses with low necklines. You know…that brings up another question. “Who ever decided to call making out necking?” He was really missing the point I think. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

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