Dick Summer Connection

T.G.I.F, which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s making you crazy out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. The average American uses 54 feet of dental floss every year. I don’t think 54 feet would be the best place to use dental floss. If the answer is “Try eating it with your other hand” what is the question. Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. 54% of Americans believe that humans lived at the same time as dinosaurs. Those people should not be left un-attended. There is an actual job called “Mother Repairer.” It doesn’t mean what you think. Back in the days of LPs and 45s, the master discs from which the vinal disc was pressed was called a “Mother.” The Mother Repairer removed dirt and metal shavings from the grooves of the “Mother Master” so the discs they pressed wouldn’t make clicking noises. So the Mother Repairer really had nothing to do with your mother…although you might want to listen to your mother closely in case she is making a clicking sound which might indicate she needs some dirt or metal shavings removed. If the answer is “Try eating it with your other hand” the question is “What should you do if your pretzel tastes really awful?” Try eating it with your other hand. That’s especially true if you usually lose ten pounds every time you clean under your fingernails. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housecleaning here. If you like these podcasts, or my spoken word story CDs  or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot , please tell a couple of friends will you. They might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor.

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