Dick Summer Connection

Big Louie the head guy of the Louie Louie Generation put me up to telling you stuff like what’s in today’s podcast. Big Louie is always saying stuff like “If you have any moving parts left, for cryin out loud…move em.” And “Who needs tooth paste if your teeth aren’t loose?” And “If your kid wants to learn how to drive, do not stand in his way.” Big Louie looks out for you. He says, “Pedestrian crossing buttons are like computers. You must never let them know you are in a hurry.” I don’t think pedestrian crossing lights are really attached to anything. They are like pedestrian placebos. You push these buttons thinking you are going to take control of traffic, but it’s a fake out. But we keep doing it. It’s like when the elevator takes forever to show up, we push the button harder. Yes…NOW damnit. We blow on the dice to get them to come up 7. It has to do with the stories we tell ourselves. Like walking in a place like this forest too long will make your eyes bulge out.

One Response to “Dick Summer Connection”

  1. Bill Killeen says:

    Is that because “It Never Rains In California” ??