Dick Summer Connection

It’s Friday. Wow what a week. But now it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that clangs around in your head all day out the other ear, and you can enjoy some of the sounds of silence. According to Archeology magazine, recent discoveries have revealed the brand of coffee that was served on the Titanic. It was Sanka. Bad choice. If the answer is “A police flashlight” what is the question. Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. According to Cosmo, the average American woman kisses 79 men before she gets married. No report on how many men some girls kiss after they get married. Henry Ford grew marijuana. He said he was hoping to make plastic out of it. Riiggghht. If the answer is “A police flashlight” the question is, “What broke up most of your teenage relationships.” And the cops around my way had to be fast. In my neighborhood, putting the car in neutral was considered foreplay. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. Quick reminder. If you like these podcasts, or my spoken word story cds at dicksummer.com, or my book  Staying Happy Healthy And Hot please tell a couple of friends. They might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor.

One Response to “Dick Summer Connection”

  1. Bill Killeen says:

    Survey time: How many agree with the Answer: “A Policeman’s Flashlight” ?? I can testify, YES, YES, YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!