Dick Summer Connection

It’s T.G.I.F, so it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of completely unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s keeping you awake at night out the other ear, and you can nod off comfortably to sleep without help from the demon Rum. (Arg!) King Henry VIII owned tennis shoes. He probably wore them to court. Speaking of courts, there is a basketball court on the top floor of the U.S. Supreme Court building. That got me to wondering if that would be the actual highest court in the land? (It’s on the top floor of the Supreme Court building.) If the answer is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. Historians tell us that in her entire life, Spain’s Queen Isabella bathed only twice. They also tell us that King Louis IV bathed only three times. They claim Louis didn’t tell Isabella about that extra bath. Probably because she would have been just furiously jealous in case it was with some lady in waiting who was tired of waiting. You might remember that the bible says during the Last Supper, Christ liked wine. The only book in the bible that doesn’t mention wine is the book of Jonah. In this era of supposedly fake news, could it be suggested that Christ got his revenge against the tea totaling Jonah by having him swallowed by that famous whale? FAKE NEWS! If the answer is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the question is “What has 16 legs, a bra, and whistles through the woods?” Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Hi ho, hi ho…that doesn’t always mean a drunken lady of the evening. Hi Ho. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housekeeping here…if you like the podcasts, or my spoken word CDs  or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.

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