Dick Summer Connection

Dick’s Details…a bunch facts that defy authority from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff into one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s been making too much noise banging around in your head out the other ear, and you can grab a grin & win. The zoo guys tell us that guy pandas have a distinct way of marking their territory. To prove that they are the most dominant, they stand on their heads when they urinate. The one who makes the highest mark wins. Guys…don’t do that. If you stand on your head in the men’s room and try to leave your mark as high up on the wall as you can, I doubt if the other guys in there will elect you as their leader.  If the answer is “a centipede with a wooden leg,” what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. The smart guys in the white lab coats have just explained what’s going on in Washington these days. They claim that humans and bananas share about 60 percent of their DNA. Finally an explanation for the people in our Congress. And here’s why nobody wants to kiss a turtle. There are some turtles’ species that can breathe through their anal cavity and urinate through their mouths. So I guess kissing a turtle would not be a beak experience. Yeech. If the answer is “a centipede with a wooden leg” the question is, “What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump.” A centipede with a wooden leg. Wouldn’t want to take a nap with one of those guys running around on the floor in the apartment upstairs would you. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housekeeping here. If you like these podcasts, or the spoken word story CDs, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’ll be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.

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