T.G.I.F so it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the perfectly perplexing stuff that’s giving you fits out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. The easiest sound for an ear to hear is “Ah.” That’s the sound I usually make when my Lady Wonder Wench scratches my back. Ahhh. If the answer is, “By the number of bugs in his teeth” what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. Only 30% of you can flare your nostrils. If 50% of the people listening are women, the other 50% are giving it a try…aren’t you guys? The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that the ability to taste sweets deteriorates with age. The availability of sweets probably also has something to do with that. As in, “Hello my sweet. Are you available tonight?” On average people who have asthma can hear better than the rest of us. I think that depends on how you say the word…is it asthma or ahhssma. I told you, ah is the easiest sound for an ear to hear. Why aren’t you listening to me? Farmers tell us that cows get hair balls. But they claim that doesn’t turn them into bulls. If the answer is “By the number of bugs in his teeth” the question is how can you tell the guy riding a motorcycle is very happy? By the number of bugs in his teeth. One quick motorcycle story…and it’s true. I saw a guy riding a motorcycle a while ago and he had on a shirt that said on the back…”If you can read this sign, my girlfriend fell off.” Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little house keeping here. If you like these podcasts, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, or any of the spoken word story CDs , please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.
