Dick Summer Connection

It’s FRIDAY, so it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s giving you brain freeze out the other ear, and you can enjoy the beach.The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that 20% of heart attacks happen on Mondays. Big Louie says “When you run out of sick days you sometimes have to resort to drastic measures. If the answer is “No more excuses” what is the question? More smart guys in white lab coats tell us that there is a phenomenon called spontaneous human combustion in which a human body just bursts into flames. I think you are most in danger of that happening to you if you eat a Cinnabon right after dining at a Taco Bell. And still more similarly attired smart guys tell us that “Microbes account for 60 % of the earth’s biomass. Let us hope a leader never arises. Oh yes, if the answer is “No more excuses” the question is, “Did you know that the endorphins released during sex can actually relieve a headache?”You see some strange sights in the February snow. Try explaining the snow on this park bench. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. 

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