Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast is about doctors doing reports about sex. My somewhat limited personal experience in the field suggests that if you’re doing things right, there should be so much chemistry going on that you won’t have enough energy left to write a report or anything else. Personal experience. That’s what happens when you can’t keep your hands off each other… You’re at each other all night, first thing in the morning, during lunch, and twice each evening. When you realize that you haven’t done laundry in four months, your friends are all worried about you and your houseplants are all dead…THEN and only then will you be able to claim you have successfully completed your research. Either get rid of those fully buttoned up white lab coats doctors, or find a different subject for your experiments. A new subject for the experiment might be called for if with your present subject, you find yourself watching the weather forecast over her shoulder, or hanging on to the channel changer instead of some part of her anatomy while she is trying to warm oil wrestle with you. What’s the use. Doctors won’t listen. They’re stubborn.

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