Dick Summer Connection

T.G.I.F. which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details, is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s scaring your whee beastie away out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. Historians tell us that it took the ancient Egyptian embalmers 15 days to wrap a mummy. They were the original wrap artists. Other scientists claim they have found 4,000 year old noodles in China. They were probably just digging around and found a pre-historic take out container. If the answer is “Keep the lower half shut” what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. The average American spends 1,600 hours a year watching TV and 54 hours reading. That means the Average American thinks TV is much gooder than books. It takes 100 years for tidal friction to slow the earth’s rotation by 14 seconds. Check your helmet, because when tidal friction causes the earth to stop rotating, best guess is that we’ll all fall off. If the answer is “Keep the lower half shut” the question is what’s the best way to save face? Keep the lower half shut. I wish I had remembered that when I called the un-finished furniture store and tried to buy a tree.  Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

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