Dick Summer Connection

T.G.I.F, so it’s time for  Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s cluttering up your life out the other ear and you can grab a grin and win. One third of pet owners say they have talked to their pets on the telephone…maybe that’s why their psychiatrists are always complaining about getting busy signals. If the answer is a curser, what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. The most shoplifted book in the United States is…the bible. Kind of figures. The people who steal them are the people who most need to read them. Steal a bible and God will get you. If you thought the world’s oldest profession was prostitution, shame on you. According to anthropologists, the world’s oldest profession was Witch Doctor. No word about witch dentists. The northern fur seal averages 40 to 60 mates per season…a lot like the average rock star. If the answer is a curser, the question is, “What do you call a guy who is having trouble with his computer? A curser. Your spell checker probably won’t let you write that. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

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