It’s February. That’s why it was so cold this morning, you could freeze an egg on the sidewalk. In fact I’ll bet hens were laying eggs from a standing position. Male dogs were getting stuck on the fire hydrants in embarrassing ways. Flashers were just describing themselves. The forecast was for six inches of snow, but look…there’s miles and miles of it. One good thing…when it snows my lawn looks just as good as Randy’s next door. Time to put a fire in the fireplace.
