Dick Summer Connection

It’s T.G.I.F. which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s clogging your brain out the other ear, so you can start remembering more stuff. It says here that farting contests were held in ancient Japan. Prizes were awarded for loudness and duration. It doesn’t say anything about fragrance, or the maintenance of clean underwear. Women always roll their eyes out loud when guys tell fart jokes. Why is that? I can make my Lady laugh at a fart joke. I just look her in the eye, lean back and say fart fart fart. That makes her laugh. Then she rolls her eyes. If the answer is “TALK” what is the question? Don’t know? I’ll tell you in a minute. In a conversation, Americans stand an average of 10 feet apart. Russians stand average of 8 feet apart. I think that’s because it’s colder in Russia. Shared bodily warmth is always good. Last February, 1,588 couples at the Sarnia Sports Center broke the record for most kisses in one place at one time. If I were going to try for a kissing record with my Lady Wonder Wench in February it would be for the most kisses in lots of places at one time. As I just said, it’s cold in February. This is incredible…but true…72% of Americans don’t know the people who live next door. Hey…go next door…knock on the door…and say, “hello.” Bring a chunk of chocolate with you. Lake Titicaca is the highest navigable lake in the world. Also the most fun to say. If the answer is “TALK” the question is “What four letter word ending in the letter k, means intercourse?” Got it wrong didn’t you. Shame on you.  Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housekeeping here…if you like the regular podcasts, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, , or my spoken word CDs  please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you.

One Response to “Dick Summer Connection”

  1. Bill Killeen says:

    Remember that Classic, “Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, now you are ready for another meal !! Toot, Toot !!