It’s FRIDAY so it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s Podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s driving you crazy out the other ear, and you can go grab a grin. Rule of thumb: The smart guys in the white lab coats tell us that your thumb nail grows more slowly than any of your other fingernails. Maybe if you stopped sucking it, it would catch up. If the answer is “Two mothers in law” what is the question. The zoo guys say a bison can jump as high as six feet off the ground. But you’ll never see a bison in the NBA, because the word is that bison are terrible at free throws. If you live an average life span, you’ll spend a total of about 6 months on the toilet. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could spend those 6 months all at once…right after you’re born. There would never be any embarrassment when there aren’t many gas stations open on long car rides. If the answer is “Two mothers in law” the question is “What is the natural punishment for bigamy?” Bigamy is an interesting word. It describes a conceited guy who has more than one wife…and he’s so conceited he figures there are more women than men, so he says to himself, “Taking care of two women is really quite bigamy.” Sorry. No I’m not. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.
