Dick Summer Connection

T.G.I.F. So it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear so you can squeeze the busy, busy stuff that’s been poking at you all week out the other ear, and you can re-charge your corpuscles and other bodily parts. The odds of being killed by lightning are about the same as the odds of being killed by falling out of bed. Unless the reason you are falling out of bed has to do with the unexpected return of a very angry boyfriend or husband. That will change the odds. If the answer is dam what is the question. Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. Statisticians with way too much time on their hands tell us that non-popcorn eaters are 3 times more likely to cry at a movie than popcorn eaters. Of course non popcorn eaters are crying. That’s no surprise. Non-popcorn eaters don’t have any popcorn. And the people sitting next to them are chomping and slurping away. 26% of American executives say their method of filing papers is “just putting them in piles.” And that attitude is the cause of one of the greatest invention of any century…the Sexy Secretary. “Yes Miss Jones, come in here and take some…dictation.” Believe it or not, an anti-noise law in Ottawa makes it illegal for bees to buzz. I suppose enforcement of that law is done by a sting operation. If the answer is dam, the question is what did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall. Damn. By the way, substituting the politically correct word “darn” for “damn” won’t work. Damn is a concrete structure Darn is what you do when you have to fix a hole in your socks. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. Hey a little house keeping here. If you like these podcasts, or the spoken word story CDs at www.DickSummer.Com, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot  please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’ll be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.

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