Dick Summer Connection

T.G.I.F. means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s stinging your life out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. Tiger Wood’s caddie made $1 million a year. Guess he could easily afford a caddie. Just imagine…interesting mental picture…a caddie in a caddy. If the answer is “An aerobics class” what is the question. Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. It says here that a humpback whale can eat 5,000 fish in a single sitting. I didn’t know a humpback whale could sit. It also says here, and I quote, “No matter how hard they try scientists cannot teach a house fly to do tricks.” I think that basically proves that some scientists have way to much time on their hands. There has to be a very interesting back story to this supposedly true item: When King Harald of Norway proposed marriage to Queen Sigrid of Denmark in 996, she had him executed…wow…talk about pms. That’s just not a good way to start a relationship. If the answer is “An aerobics class” the question is, “What has 100 legs and lives on yougurt?” My buddy Al just joined an aerobics class. He realized he needed to lose a little weight when he noticed his belly was wiggling every time he brushed his teeth. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

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One Response to “Dick Summer Connection”

  1. Bill Killeen says:

    Good Stuff, THANKS for the 🙂 Bill