Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast is about a situation that I didn’t want to become a sting operation. A 6 ton, 4 engine wasp slammed into my double pane glass front door, and sat glaring at me. I pulled in my gut, and carefully slipped outside through that skinny opening I just made. I know he saw me but he didn’t fly away. He just stood there glaring up at me and giving me a waspy center finger. I took careful aim with the bottle of wasp spray, and pushed the button…and missed. I guess he didn’t like that because he took off and flew right up at my face. I have enough problems with my face, I don’t need a sting from a four engine 6 ton wasp to make things worse. So I did the duck and dodge, and I got my hand up pretty fast, and took a swat at him…and I got him. I didn’t squash him…I just hit him away with the palm of my hand. But he still didn’t fly off. He…hovered…like a chopper…just out of reach. I’m sure it was just my imagination, but I thought I heard a tiny voice laughing. I knew for certain that he figured he was going to make it a very rough week for me. To find out how bad, take a listen to today’s podcast.

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