Dick Summer Connection

Today’s podcast is about a wasp that was giving me a waspy center finger. I am a man, and I wasn’t going to let this challenge to my masculinity pass. I keep a can of wasp spay right there by the door, because as I said we have lots of them this time of year. So I picked up the can, and very carefully opened the door…just a crack. I didn’t want him getting into the house, because if my Lady Wonder Wench saw him she would become a pink streak running into the bedroom where she would lock the door and drag her dresser in front of it and vow never to come out until I whacked that wasp… and she would insist that I slide his scalp under the door to prove it before she would come out again. To experience the shocking end of this sting operation, check out today’s podcast.

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