Dick Summer Connection

T.G.I.F means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcastDick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s driving you nuts out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. Colorado State University released a study that says, “Western civilization causes acne.” A finding that was probably the result of observing Colorado State University students.  If the answer is balderdash, what is the question. Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute.  Polls show that Republicans brush their teeth more than Democrats do. I guess that’s because Democrats feel that Republicans should brush their own teeth. The average cow farts 35 cubic feet of gas per day. Strike a match behind her, and you might get to see a cow jump over the moon. According to Middle Eastern tradition, the original forbidden fruit wasn’t an apple. It was a banana…the peel of which might explain that slip up in the garden of Eden. If the answer is balderdash, the question is what do you call a rapidly receding hair line. Balderdash. Hey…no comb overs. Just shave it all off. Then make a little smiley face on the back of your head, so you can bring a little cheer to the people behind you when you tip your hat. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little house keeping here. If you like these podcasts, or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot, or my spoken word story CDs , please tell a couple of friends, because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thanks.

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